{"id":174,"date":"2008-01-18T06:58:13","date_gmt":"2008-01-18T12:58:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/fromthefrontporch.com\/WPBlog\/?p=174"},"modified":"2014-08-04T08:21:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-04T14:21:27","slug":"the-tale-of-woody","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/2008\/01\/the-tale-of-woody\/","title":{"rendered":"the tale of Woody"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time in an RV park full of fun people escaping Winter, there lived a Mr. and Mrs. in a 5th wheel trailer.\u00a0 Neighbors of Mr. and Mrs. got a sweet little puppy and it made Mrs. want a sweet little puppy of her very own.\u00a0 But Mr. did NOT want a dog and said &#8220;NO dog!!!&#8221; to his Mrs.\u00a0 All of the RV park soon knew of this.<\/p>\n<p>Then one day, Mr. and Mrs. went away for a few days.\u00a0 When they returned, there was a little wooden dog on their doorstep!\u00a0 Mr. set the dog to the side of the concrete parking pad.\u00a0<\/p>\n<p>On another day, Mr. and Mrs. returned to find that the dog had a sign around his neck &#8211; &#8220;Woody&#8221; &#8211; so now the dog had a name.\u00a0 Often when Mr. and Mrs. went away, they returned to find that Woody had more stuff&#8230;a collar, a leash, a water bowl, a bone, a kerchief.\u00a0 Sometimes he moves to different\u00a0places on the site &#8211; a dog needs a bit of variety.\u00a0\u00a0One day there was a small pile of <strike>poop<\/strike>\u00a0wood shavings and Mr. and Mrs. were in a bit of hot water for not picking up!\u00a0 But the park forgave them after it got cleaned up.\u00a0 And then this Christmas, when they were gone an entire week, Woody acquired a dog house&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beardogco.com\/WPBlog\/blogimages\/Jan08\/WoodyA450360.jpg\" target=\"Large\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/beardogco.com\/WPBlog\/blogimages\/Jan08\/WoodyA450360.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Now, I don&#8217;t know if Mr. and Mrs. and Woody and\u00a0all of the people at the rv park are going to live &#8220;happily ever after&#8221; but I do think that they know how to have fun! And, of course the moral of the story is that nothing stays &#8220;secret&#8221; in an rv park&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/beardogco.com\/WPBlog\/blogimages\/Jan08\/WoodyB450329.jpg\" target=\"Large\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/beardogco.com\/WPBlog\/blogimages\/Jan08\/WoodyB450329.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Once upon a time in an RV park full of fun people escaping Winter, there lived a Mr. and Mrs. in a 5th wheel trailer.\u00a0 Neighbors of Mr. and Mrs. got a sweet little puppy and it made Mrs. want a sweet little puppy of her very own.\u00a0 But Mr. did NOT want a dog [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-174","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-rv-trips"],"post_mailing_queue_ids":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=174"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14893,"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/174\/revisions\/14893"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=174"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=174"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.beardogco.com\/theroadhome\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=174"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}